David Ortiz, the one and only Big Papi, has jacked his last mammoth home run into the Fenway stands. He retired after the 2016 season as one of the most…

FBIdirectorJackDevinealwayssetsuphisbrotherJoeasundercovertotrickmobsters.HislatestcoverisasmovieproducerJoeDiamond,togetTommySanzforTeamsterracketeering.Hiscoverrequiresascript-theonemovietheatermanagerStevenSchatsandhisbrotherMarshall’Paris’wrote,supposedlyacancerbiopic.SoStevenishiredasdirector,hisgreatestdream,evenifproducinganArizonadesertdramaonRhodeIslandisfarfromideal.WhenaformerOscarnomineevolunteerstostar,thecovergetsoutofhandtilleveryonebelievesinit,eventheFBIbrass-ornot?WrittenbyKGFVissers

Inastrangegrottodeepinthebowelsoftheearthacoffinuprightsitself,dances,thenopens,andoutstepsademonicmagicianwithskeletalface,horns,andcape.Hewrapstwowomen(whoappeartobeinatrance)infabric,levitatesthem,andcausesthemtoburstintoflamesanddisappear.AshegatherstheirashesinapitcheraGoodSpirit[ayoungwomanwhoresemblesPeterPan]appears,shakesherheadNo,andrevealsthesoulsofthetwowomeninasecretcompartmentdeeperwithinthecave.TheGoodSpiritvanishesinapuffofsmoke.Themagicianthenproduces3glassbottlesonpillars,takesthemdownstageclosetothecamera,andreveals3tinywomeninthem;onewomanbeatsatambourinewhiletheothertwosway.Themagicianpoursashes(?)intothebottles,buttheGoodSpiritreappearsandmakesthesetrappedfiguresdisappearinaflash,angeringthemagician,whochasesheraway.Hemakesaneaselappear.ThereisanoddsortofscreenonitbearingthePathe…Writtenbywmorrow59

The adventures of Pippi Longstocking, an eccentric, super-strong, redheaded moppet and her best friends Tommy and Annika.

Matador chronicles the unlikely rise of Tony “Matador” Bravo, a popular soccer star who comes to be known as much for his playboy antics off the field as his dynamic…

A send-up of the classic home reno show based on the rising trend of DIY at-home bars. The series combines hilarious moments of comedian and host, Chris Distefano, roasting the…

Since personal tragedy struck five years ago, loquacious, eccentric Bell Prescott hasn’t left the rambling property on the Apalachicola River that he shares with his mother.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from September 10, 1990, to May 20, 1996. The show stars Will Smith as a…

Reality show following the auditioning process and making of the annual Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad.

Formerly filthy rich video store magnate Johnny Rose, his soap star wife Moira, and their two kids, über-hipster son David and socialite daughter Alexis, suddenly find themselves broke and forced…

Worst Cooks in America is a reality competition show on the Food Network. The show takes 12 to 16 contestants with poor cooking skills through an eight-week culinary boot camp,…

Pushing themselves to the limit, 30 civilians undergo extreme training and assessment exercises.